So I get to work and what I'm welcomed to is my colleague's goodies from her hubby as it's their wedding anniversary, the gifts;
- A new Samsung 4s zoom camera phone
- A red Velvet cake
- A huge customized card telling her how much he loves her # me rolling my eyes#which she displayed in full view in the office.
- I do not have a val and don't care
- I do have a val #tongue out#
- Friends and Family are my Valentine
- I would rather give to the less privileged etc
On our first date I got dressed though it was chilly, I was shocked it was McDonald's we were going to have it but kept my cool as I can be humble as the spirit leads. So I mistakenly spilled his milkshake-me and my sometimes clumsy self, felt bad and said sorry 5 times.
As we sat to eat, we were asking each other questions and getting comfy, then the bomb came and conversation goes thus:
Guy: So how many abortions have you had so far?
Me: Dumb and shocked (please note that as I was recovering from this question, another one followed)
Guy: How regular do you go for your sexual check-up?
Don't worry I aborted him out of my life (or he became my first abortion). After I preached to him that the questions he asked are beyond crazy. His reason given on why he asked me those questions and I quote " he felt I was down to earth".
So if you're wondering what I will be doing for Valentine's day. Well I will be going for a dinner organized by the church I attend @ 6:30pm. Apparently our pastor is also very worried about the growing number of spinsters and bachelors. I will let you know if I meet some cute hottie.
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